Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Superpowers: Episode 03



These comics are not 100% accurate.


For example, Nine has never been taught by nuns in his life. I think.


However, it is true that during an argument about something I lost track of, he actually said the words, "Let's clarify something. Light travels at the speed of light, right?"


So, it is with this shocking revalation, that we shockingly reveal 9 as having the power of Extreme Analysis.


Movies, books, previous performances, judging sheets at battles... 9 can analyse anything to infinite detail. And if you don't believe me, riddle me this.


Could 9 have come up with his outfit for "Showdown at the GoDown" without Extreme Analysis of Mr Timberlake's wardrobe? Or could it be mere coincidence?


Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Superpowers: Episode 02


Remember how, back when you were a brownie, (or a scout, or a ranger, or whatever random thing it was), and they'd take you on camping trips and expect you to start a fire using two sticks? Or flint stones? Remember how it was impossible? Remember how there was always some showoff kid who could manage to do it?

Well, Reema is the equivalent of that show off kid. Only, instead of starting fires, she starts parties.

I hear she once started what ended up being a week-long soiree with nothing more than a piece of string and a marker.